Saturday, March 8, 2008

They're off...

The Rooster Tournament of Books has officially begun, with Tobias Seamon judging the first match.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to mithridates?

Helen DeWitt said...

mithridates has his own blog, http://nighthauling.blogspot.com, where readers are kept up to date on a need-to-know basis.

Mithridates said...

Ith: I think anonymous meant "what happened to mith" as in "jesus what HAPPENED to him I mean GOOD GOD almighty I mean those CALF MUSCLES great SCOT I mean LOOK at those things they're like HUGE I mean like BULGING out and like RIPPING his jean shorts and I didn't even know he WORE jean shorts I mean GOD they should be OUTLAWED I mean the those luscious beautiful sinuous shiny gorgeous CALF MUSCLES but like shouldn't he try working out ANOTHER part of his body I mean like because this is just getting RIDICULOUS"

You know, like that.