Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Phallicity of the Ruling Classes

These are the penises I saw today.

Small, nestled in turtleneck of skin atop testicles like a mother bird guarding speckled eggs.
Uncircumcised, gray-haired, patient, wise.
Wagging, confident, querulous.
An admirably glossy-headed & thickly venous truncheon beneath military crewcut.

...on Mithridates' Night Hauling


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Mithridates said...

During the locker room ordeal, I felt like Victor Mature in Samson & Deliliah when they press the glowing hot metal to his eyes. I hope at least that my readers found it funny.

Thanks so much for the plug! I had -- and in all likelihood immediately LOST! -- readers in Washington, California, Berlin, Warsaw, Jarkarta, and Haifa!! Amazing.