My landlady has gone on holiday to Italy.
I'm here with the cats.
One of which likes to spend the day out in the street.
As it turns out, the cat needs to be lured home again at night: one must go out into the street and meow loudly: MEOW. MEOOOOW. MEOOOOW.
The cat doesn't seem to be very discriminating. It doesn't need its mistress's voice. It just needs a human meowing loudly at midnight to call it home.
The two cats are now chowing down on a tin of petnatur 100% Bio (HERZRAGOUT).